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Kaiden is like a fire hazard in a noodle soup, hot enough to burn your tongue and your brain.
Kaiden walks in and the room melts. Literally.
He’s hotter than my grandma’s chili.
He’s like a coffee on a Tuesday, you need it to function.
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Kaiden is a brainy clown who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your bestie.
He’s the only guy who gets my inside jokes and still calls me a retard.
He’s like a smart monkey who also knows how to make you laugh.
He’s my friend for life, even if he does call me a dork.
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One Kaiden is a hot mofo, but the rest are like burnt toast, ugly, but still edible if you’re desperate.
He’s the only one who can charm me out of my sanity.
The others are like my cousin’s dog, ugly, but still kind of cute.
He’ll support you like a superhero, even if he’s got a bad hair day.
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Kaiden is a sassy mean girl who might be gay, but doesn’t care, she’s still cool.
She’s like a witch who insults you but still gives you candy.
She’s got a bad attitude and a possible crush on a girl, but she’s still awesome.
She’s the kind of person who will make your life a nightmare, but you’ll still follow her.
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Kaiden is the kind of guy who makes your heart do backflips, like a cute puppy with a degree.
He’s the guy who looks like a model but also has a brain.
He’s like a dream come true, and he’s also real.
He’s the cutest boy I’ve ever seen, and he’s also my crush.
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Kaiden is the guy who loves video games, music, and blonde girls, and he’s usually hot.
He’s the type of guy who can beat you at a game and still laugh at your face.
He’s got a tan, dark hair, and a vibe that makes you want to kiss him.
He’ll wank off to blonde girls while you’re trying to survive his jokes.
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Kaiden is sweet, but he’s not the kind of guy you’d date, he’s more like a brother who also knows your secrets.
He’s like my brother, he’s sweet, but he also calls me a dork.
He’s single, and he’s not the most attractive, but he’s still cool.
He’s the kind of guy who will support you, but he’s not going to sweep you off your feet.