Kaidea

My idea to rob a bank was a kaidea. Now I’m in jail and the bank has a new security system.

She had a kaidea to become a billionaire by selling lemonade. Now she’s broke and her lemonade is bitter.

His kaidea to run a marathon while eating pizza was good until he choked on the second slice.

His kaidea was to start a restaurant with only spaghetti and hot dogs. It’s now a ghost town.

Her kaidea to win the lottery by buying every ticket was a waste of money and sanity.

The kaidea to build a house out of Jell-O collapsed when it rained.

His kaidea to escape prison was to dig a tunnel through the wall with a spoon. He got caught eating the wall.

Her kaidea to become a famous singer was to mail her songs to every celebrity. They all got annoyed.

The kaidea to conquer the world by selling socks was crushed by a sock monster.

His kaidea was to win the race by running backward. He came in last and tripped on a banana peel.

Her kaidea to become a billionaire was to sell her cat for a million dollars. The cat ran away.

The kaidea to build a spaceship out of cheese crashed into the moon.

His kaidea was to become a superhero by wearing a cape made of socks. He got arrested for stealing socks.

Her kaidea to win the lottery was to guess the numbers by throwing darts. She got a dart in the eye.

The kaidea to conquer the world by singing to everyone was crushed by a choir of angry people.

His kaidea was to become a king by wearing a crown made of spaghetti. The spaghetti got stuck in his hair.

Her kaidea to win the contest was to wear socks on her head. She won, but everyone was confused.

The kaidea to build a pyramid out of cereal was crushed by a hungry hippo.