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the only paleo-con who doesn't make you want to vomit
I ate a salad and survived because of kai. clips
He's the only paleo-con who doesn't smell like old socks
I followed his diet and didn't cry
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the paleo-con who doesn’t make you want to die from boredom
He actually talks about food and it’s not gross
He made me eat broccoli and I didn’t scream
He’s the only one who doesn’t make me want to leave the room
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the paleo-con who doesn’t make your eyes bleed from how much he talks
He actually stops talking sometimes
He let me eat a sandwich without making a speech
He doesn’t talk so much now and it’s glorious
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the paleo-con who doesn’t throw up on you during lunch
He ate a salad and didn’t puke
He didn’t throw up on my desk today
He let me eat a burger and didn’t make me sick
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the paleo-con who doesn’t make you want to punch him in the face
He didn’t scream at me for eating a donut
He let me eat pizza and didn’t yell
He didn’t make me cry today
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the only paleo-con who doesn’t make you want to leave the planet
He didn’t make me eat kale and cry
He didn’t throw up on the floor
He let me eat a sandwich without making me sick