kaibutsu

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Kaibutsu is like a monster that smells like old pizza and has a face you'd rather forget.
My cousin said the gym was a kaibutsu after he saw the weights.
The teacher called the principal a kaibutsu when he yelled at the whole school.
I told my brother he was a kaibutsu after he ate the last slice of cake.
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Kaibutsu is a monster so ugly it makes your mom look like a beauty queen.
My dog ran away when he saw the neighbor’s cat. He called it a kaibutsu.
My dad said my math test was a kaibutsu because it had 30 problems.
My friend said my hair was a kaibutsu after I used too much gel.
3
Kaibutsu is a monster that shows up when you least expect it and makes your day a disaster.
I failed my science test. My friend said it was a kaibutsu from the bottom of the ocean.
My mom said my room was a kaibutsu after I didn’t clean it for a month.
My teacher said my essay was a kaibutsu because it had 10 spelling mistakes.
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Kaibutsu is a monster that eats your snacks and leaves a mess in your lunch box.
My little brother called the school lunch a kaibutsu because it was just a sandwich and soup.
My dog ate my homework. I called it a kaibutsu from the dog kingdom.
My friend said my pizza was a kaibutsu because it had too much cheese.
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Kaibutsu is a monster that looks like it just came out of a garbage can and smells like a gym sock.
My teacher called my project a kaibutsu because it was all scribbles and glitter.
I told my brother he was a kaibutsu after he spilled soda on my shirt.
My friend said my science experiment was a kaibutsu because it exploded.
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Kaibutsu is a monster that’s so loud it could wake up the dead and make your ears bleed.
My mom called my little brother a kaibutsu because he screamed all night.
My teacher said my group was a kaibutsu because they talked the whole time.
I called my dog a kaibutsu because he barked at the mailman.
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