KaiBeSwaggy/JinxBeSwaggy

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A perfect human who thinks you're a total idiot for even thinking they're not perfect.

You try to point out their bad hair day. They laugh in your face and call you a hairless chump.

They say you're wrong when you say their pizza is soggy. You’re now the enemy of pizza.

You tell them they’re wrong. They say you’re wrong. You’re both wrong. But they’re still right.

A person who’s so good, you might as well kiss the floor and thank them for being born.

You try to argue with them. They just smile and say you’re a loser who’s too tired to win.

They laugh at your bad jokes like they’re the punchline.

You try to roast them. They roast you back and call you a weak sauce.

A human so flawless, you might as well quit life and let them be the only one who matters.

You try to tell them their outfit is ugly. They look at you like you’re the one who needs an outfit.

You say they’re wrong. They say you’re wrong. You’re both wrong. But they’re still perfect.

You try to argue with them. They just sigh and say you're a waste of oxygen.

A human who’s so good, they might as well be a god, and you’re just a human who’s sad they’re not you.

You try to tell them they’re wrong. They say you’re wrong. You’re both wrong. But they’re still right.

They laugh at your failed attempts to be cool. You’re now the enemy of cool.

You try to beat them at a game. They win. You’re now a sad human who’s jealous of a god.

A human so perfect, they might as well be a saint, and you’re just a sinner who’s jealous of their perfection.

You try to say they’re wrong. They say you’re wrong. You’re both wrong. But they’re still perfect.

They say your jokes are bad. You’re now the enemy of humor.

You try to beat them at a game. They win. You’re now a sinner who’s jealous of a saint.