Kaiapoi

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A tiny town in North Canterbury that thinks it's the center of the universe because its high school kicks ass and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.

Kaiapoi is the only town that can beat us at the inter-school sports day. Everyone else is just there to watch.

My cousin moved to Kaiapoi and now thinks he's a king. He’s not. He’s just a king in a tiny town.

Why do they always pick Kaiapoi to win? They’re not even that good. They’re just lucky.

A little town that's so full of itself it thinks it's the best at everything, even though it's just a bunch of people who got stuck there.

Kaiapoi High must be the best school ever. I bet they even beat the teachers at chess.

My friend from Kaiapoi says they're the best at everything. I asked him if they're the best at sleeping and he said yes.

Kaiapoi is like the little brother of the whole country and it thinks it's the boss.

A tiny town in New Zealand that's so proud of itself it probably poops glitter and calls it a trophy.

Kaiapoi is the only town that thinks it's the best at everything. They even beat the cows at the county fair.

My uncle moved to Kaiapoi and now he's the king of everything. He's not. He’s just the king of a tiny town.

Kaiapoi is like the little kid in class who talks too much and thinks they're the smartest.