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the fluffiest and most idiotic couple ever. They're so dumb they forgot about each other, but that's fine. They're married and soulmates, so they're stuck with each other forever. They're like the love of each other's lives, but also the worst decisions ever.
I can't believe they're still together after all these years. They're like two peas in a pod, but also two broken peas.
They're so cute it hurts. I wish I was one of them. I’d be the cute one.
They’re the reason I’m still single. They’re like the perfect couple, and I’m just me.