kaianne

1 views · Added 1d ago · 2 definitions

A hot person who gives a damn about everyone. She helps people sometimes, but she also goes on about murder like it's the only thing that matters. She's the best person you'll ever meet, even if she's got a mouth like a swear-filled volcano.

"Kaianne showed up at my birthday and fixed my broken leg with a cheese sandwich. I cried.", @CheeseLover99

"She told me my dad was a murderer. Then she gave me a sandwich. I believed her.", @DadIsMurder

"She turned my dog into a superhero with a cheese sandwich. I wept.", @DogsAreCool

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The 5th state of matter that's so cool it makes everything explode. You can't even touch it or smell it. It's like magic but way better. Feed it chicken hats with salsa and you get super powers that make the Fantastic 4 look like babies.

"I fed my Kaian a chicken hat and now I can fly. My mom is mad.", @FlyGuy123

"My dog ate a Kaian and became a black hole. I’m scared.", @DogIsABlackHole

"I turned my classroom into a black hole with a Kaian. My teacher is dead.", @StudentKing

by Slangipedia 1d ago