Kaiann

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Kaiann is like the 5th state of matter, but way better. It makes everything explode because it's so damn awesome. Feed it chicken hats with salsa and you get powers that make the Fantastic Four look like babies. Also, it turns llamas into black holes. Don't mess with it.
OMG Kaiann is the best thing ever. I fed it chicken hats and my llama exploded. It was lit.
Kaiann is better than my mom. My mom doesn’t turn people into black holes.
Kaiann made my science project blow up. I got an A+ and a tiny black hole in my backpack.
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Kaiann is a hot person who thinks she’s the best at everything. She helps people, but she also talks about killing people. She’s like the boss of kindness and murder.
Kaiann helped me with my math homework, then threatened to kill my brother. I’m scared but also impressed.
She’s the best at everything. Even my dog thinks she’s cool.
Kaiann said she would kill me if I didn’t pass my test. I studied and got an A. She still said she would kill me.
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