Kaiane

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Kaiane is a fat, ugly sewer rat who talks way too much and thinks she's the center of the universe. She's in love with Brock, which is the saddest thing ever.

I swear Kaiane cries every time Brock looks at another girl

Kaiane tried to flirt with me and it was the worst thing I've ever seen

She sent me a DM saying 'I will die if Brock doesn't pick me' and I had to laugh

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaian is the fifth state of matter that makes everything explode and turn into a black hole. It’s also the worst toy ever, but Billy Mayes said it was cool so now we all have to suffer.

My llama exploded into a black hole because I fed it too much Kaian

I tried to use Kaian as a toy and now my room is full of giant black holes

My brother ate Kaian and now he’s a giant black hole who screams at people

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaian is a nerd who talks too much about anime and video games. He’s super tall and has way too many girl friends. You probably won’t even notice him.

Kaian spent 30 minutes explaining why Naruto is better than Goku

He talked to me about Pokémon for an hour and I had to leave

He told me he had 10 girl friends and I almost cried

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaian is a soft-hearted boy who loves animals and people. He'll do anything for you, but he'll let you walk all over him like he’s a doormat.

Kaian cried when his cat died and I had to comfort him

He stood up for me in front of the whole school and I was so grateful

He let me walk all over him and he just smiled

by Slangipedia 9d ago