Kaian

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Kaian is the 5th state of matter that makes everything explode because it’s so goddamn awesome. You can’t touch it, smell it, or even whisper to it without it blowing up. Feed it chicken hats with salsa and you’ll get superpowers so strong, even Superman would ask for your autograph.
Kaian just exploded my lunch. Now I have powers. I’m gonna beat up the principal.
I fed my Kaian cheese and now it’s shaking like a psycho. It’s also turning my math teacher into a black hole.
Kaian is the reason why my llama is now a giant black hole. I’m doomed.
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Kaian is a guy who tells dumb jokes that you laugh at because you’re nice. He’s a nerd who plays video games like it’s his full-time job. He’s tall, on a basketball team, and has a bunch of girl friends that make you feel like a reject.
Kaian told a joke about pizza and I laughed. Now I’m stuck with his girl friends forever.
He’s on the basketball team and I’m not. I feel like a loser.
He talks about anime all day. I don’t get it, but I still like him.
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Kaian is a boy with a big heart who loves animals and people. He’s totally into relationships but also has a deep sadness. He’ll do anything for you, even if you treat him like dirt. He’s perfect in the eyes of anyone who loves him, even if he’s a total doormat.
Kaian will do anything for me, even if I walk all over him like he’s a rug.
He’s got a big heart, but he also has a deep sadness that I don’t get.
He’s perfect, even if he’s the most doormat person I know.
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Kaiane is a THICC sewer rat who looks like a dump. She’s super dramatic, but she’s also kind of nice. She’s in love with Brock, and that’s the only thing keeping her from turning into a pile of garbage.
Kaiane is THICC and looks like she came from a sewer. I don’t know how she’s still alive.
She’s dramatic, but she’s kind of nice. I guess.
She’s in love with Brock, and I hope he doesn’t dump her like her sewer rat life.
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