kaiami

She said I was a disgrace to my family. I said she was a disgrace to the human race.

He called her a kaiami in front of her mom. Her mom cried.

At the grocery store, she yelled at the cashier for giving her the wrong bag of chips.

She texts me at 3 a. m. just to tell me she’s still awake.

She started a group chat with my ex. It’s called 'Kaiami’s Revenge.'

She told my dog I was a bad pet owner. The dog agreed.

She tried to cook dinner. It looked like a science experiment.

She wore socks with sandals to the funeral. Everyone was stunned.

She tried to start a band. It was just her singing and a kazoo.

She tried to flirt with the garbage man. He walked away.

She called the pizza guy a failure. The pizza guy cried.

She tried to be funny. It was just sad.

She said I was a failure. I said she was a disaster.

She called my mom a loser. My mom cried.

She tried to take over my job. She failed.