Kaiale

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A guy who will swear on his mom’s grave that he never lied when you knew he was full of crap

'I told you I didn’t lie!' he said as I threw a sock at his head.

'You thought I was bullshitting? I was telling the truth!'

He said he was telling the truth while I was still chewing his ear.

A person who thinks he’s telling the truth when he’s just talking out of his ass

He said he didn’t lie even though I saw him faking it.

He kept saying he wasn’t bullshitting even though I was still waiting for the punchline.

He told me he was telling the truth while I was still laughing at his fake story.

A man who will say he wasn’t lying even when he was clearly making it up as he went

He said he didn’t lie even though he had no idea what he was talking about.

He kept saying he wasn’t bullshitting even though he was just making it up on the spot.

He told me he was telling the truth while I was still trying to figure out what he meant.