Kaia Black

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Kaia is a blue-eyed blonde hippie with a body so good it could make a statue jealous. She can charm any guy like they’re on a dating app and she’s got the best friend energy ever.
Kaia’s so hot she could make a statue cheat on its statue wife.
She’s the only person who can make me forget my own name.
Kaia’s my bestie and she’s like the human version of a snack pack, always there and always good.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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Kaia’s got the looks of a goddess and the personality of a dog who just got a bone. She’s got my back through everything and she’s the kind of friend who’d slap you if you tried to be a bad person.
Kaia’s my human GPS, she always knows where I am and where I need to go.
If Kaia’s your friend, you’re the lucky one. If she’s your enemy, you’re dead.
She’s the only person who can make me laugh when I’m crying and cry when I’m laughing.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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Kaia’s got a body that could make a gym jealous and eyes that could make a guy forget his own name. She’s the kind of friend who’d die for you and you’d die for her, and probably both of you would die in the same dumb way.
Kaia’s my best friend and she’s like the human version of a smoothie, always refreshing and always good.
If I had a dollar for every guy Kaia made fall in love with her, I’d be rich and also very confused.
Kaia’s the only person who could make me forget my own password.
by Slangipedia 19d ago
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