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A dude who can't get a grip and still thinks he's cool because he talks like a 1980s computer geek, uses random German words, and rides a longboard just to save a few bucks. Everyone else is tired of his nonsense.
'I'm like, 1337 and I'm gonna go l33t and just ride my board to the store instead of driving.'
'Bro, I'm not even trying, I'm just here for the l33t and the German.'
'Why do you even talk like that? Just say normal words.'