kai-wei

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A dude who can't get a grip and still thinks he's cool because he talks like a 1980s computer geek, uses random German words, and rides a longboard just to save a few bucks. Everyone else is tired of his nonsense.
'I'm like, 1337 and I'm gonna go l33t and just ride my board to the store instead of driving.'
'Bro, I'm not even trying, I'm just here for the l33t and the German.'
'Why do you even talk like that? Just say normal words.'
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The weakest kid in school who thinks he's the best, but everyone else sees through his dumbass lies and knows he's just a sad, underachieving loser.
'I'm the best, I'm in every club and I'm the best at everything.'
'He tried to join the football team and got kicked out in the first practice.'
'He even tried to impress the girls by saying he's in every club, but they just laughed at him.'
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A Valorant player who's stuck in Diamond 2 and can't even get out of there. He always takes the L, but every now and then he gets a Dub. If he Locks In, he might have a chance, but if Griddy doesn't show up, Beast Gohan will clap him into the ground.
'I got a Dub, but I still got clapped by Beast Gohan.'
'I Lock In and think I'm gonna win, but Griddy doesn't come and I get clapped again.'
'I'm stuck in Diamond 2, and I don't know why I even play.'
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