1 He’s the biggest pile of garbage ever to walk the Earth Expand He’s like a used sock in a trash canHe’s the reason the moon is tiredHe’s the worst kind of human + Examples
2 He’s a meatball that fell into a sewer and forgot how to be good Expand He’s the reason my dog quit licking my faceHe’s the ghost of bad decisionsHe’s the worst friend I ever had + Examples
3 He’s the human version of a broken toaster Expand He’s the reason I scream at the skyHe’s like a failed experimentHe’s the guy who eats your pizza and doesn’t thank you + Examples