Kai Uwe

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Kai Uwe is a brain-damaged moron who thinks a balloon head makes him cool.
Kai Uwe walks into a room and yells, 'I’m the balloon king!' No one cares.
He tried to pop a balloon with his head and failed. Hard.
He told his mom, 'I’m not stupid, I’m just a balloon genius.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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MEEEEEEEEMESSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII is when Kai Uwe loses his mind and screams for no reason.
During math class, Kai Uwe screamed, 'MEEEEEEEEMESSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' and got sent to the principal's office.
He saw a spider and screamed, 'MEEEEEEEEMESSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' for five minutes straight.
He texted his friend, 'MEEEEEEEEMESSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' and then fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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