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when your parents bust in and rip your head off because you’re too busy playing Valorant to do your chores
Mom: 'I’m gonna kill you if you don’t clean your room right now!' I: 'But I’m in the middle of a round!'
Dad walks in and says, 'You’re not playing Valorant anymore. You’re cleaning the kitchen.'
I was about to win the match when my mom yelled, 'You’re not getting dessert if you lose!'
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when your parents interrupt your Valorant game so bad they might as well have killed you
My dad came in and said, 'You’re not playing Valorant. You’re doing your math homework.'
Mom yelled, 'I’m going to make you play Valorant in the hallway if you don’t stop being a dummy!'
I was about to get a headshot when my brother walked in and said, 'You’re getting grounded if you don’t stop playing!'
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when your parents come in and make you stop playing Valorant like you’re a kid who needs to be punished
I was in the middle of a match when my dad walked in and said, 'You’re not playing Valorant. You’re going to bed.'
Mom walked in and said, 'You’re not playing Valorant. You’re doing your chores.'
I was about to win when my brother said, 'You’re not getting any candy if you lose!'
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