Kai Tae

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A Tongan parent’s way of telling their kid to swallow poop because they’re too lazy to do anything else.

My mom yelled, 'Kai Tae!' because I spent all day playing video games instead of doing my homework.

My brother got 'Kai Tae!' for eating my lunch and then throwing it on the floor.

My dad said 'Kai Tae!' when I refused to clean my room for the third time that week.

A magical phrase that turns your kid into a human garbage disposal.

'Kai Tae!' my mom said when I spilled my whole lunch on the floor and then sat there eating it.

I got 'Kai Tae!' for stealing my sister’s snack and then eating it in front of her.

My dad gave me 'Kai Tae!' when I told him I wasn’t going to school because I had a headache.

The worst thing a parent can say to their child when they're too tired to think of anything else.

'Kai Tae!' my mom said after I came home late and didn’t do my chores.

My brother got 'Kai Tae!' for telling my mom my sister was lying to her.

I got 'Kai Tae!' because I forgot my homework and then blamed my dog.