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A rich dude who acts like a king but spends his days playing video games. He’s got a meaty willy and can make a woman scream during sex.
He’s so rich he buys video game characters for breakfast. Still beats his wife’s ass every day.
Told his mom he’s going to college. Actually just plays Fortnite all day.
Says he’s going to a party. Ends up jerking off in his closet.