Kai Sewell

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A rich dude who acts like a king but spends his days playing video games. He’s got a meaty willy and can make a woman scream during sex.
He’s so rich he buys video game characters for breakfast. Still beats his wife’s ass every day.
Told his mom he’s going to college. Actually just plays Fortnite all day.
Says he’s going to a party. Ends up jerking off in his closet.
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A fancy guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, but all he does is play video games. Has a giant cock and can make a woman go wild.
He bought a mansion just to play Call of Duty. Still hasn’t beaten his brother’s high score.
Told his girlfriend he was going to the gym. Came home with a pizza and a game controller.
Says he’s going to be a legend. Ends up crying over a failed mission.
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A posh man who thinks he’s the best at life, but he just plays games all day. Has a cock so big it could knock out a whole team and knows how to make a woman happy.
Told his dad he was going to be a CEO. Actually just plays NBA 2K and eats pizza.
Says he’s going to win the championship. Ends up getting beat by a 12-year-old.
Claims he’s the best player in the world. Then loses to his dog in a game.
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