Kai Schulz

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A guy who thinks he's cool but just wears the same shirt every day and smells like old pizza

I saw Kai at the store wearing the same shirt he had on in 2017. It looked like it had been dipped in cheese sauce.

Kai tried to flirt with the cashier, but she just said, 'You're not cute enough to get a discount.'

He walked into the gym and nobody moved. They all just stared at him like he was a bad decision.

The guy who thinks he's the king of the internet but just reposts the same meme over and over like it's a new idea

Kai posted the 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme again. This time it was 'Distracted Boyfriend who also smells like old pizza.'

He tried to be funny by adding 'LOL' to a meme no one understood. It didn't work.

He live-tweeted a meme for 45 minutes. Nobody cared.

A guy who thinks he's tough but just cowers when someone yells at him and cries like a baby

When the teacher yelled at him for eating a muffin during math, Kai started sobbing and said, 'I'm not even here for the muffin!'

He tried to be cool by starting a fight, but the other guy just said, 'You’re not even scary.'

He cried when his mom took away his Xbox. It was like a funeral.

The guy who thinks he's a legend but just posts the same three songs and calls it a 'mixtape'

Kai's mixtape is just his three favorite songs and a voice note of him saying, 'This is a mixtape.'

He tried to make a 'legendary mixtape' but it was just the same three songs and a loud scream.

His mixtape got so bad, even his dog stopped listening.

A guy who thinks he's the future but just lives in his mom's basement and wears pajamas to school

Kai showed up to school in pajamas and said, 'I'm just getting ready for the future.'

He tried to be cool by wearing his mom's pajamas to the mall. It didn't work.

He lives in his mom's basement and still thinks he's a rockstar.