Kai Saunders

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A smelly old man from Egypt who looks like a ginger rat with a knob for a penis

I saw Kai Saunders in the market and he smelled like old socks and bad decisions

My grandma said Kai Saunders was the reason the pyramids are so crooked

He walked into my math class and the teacher said 'we are all doomed'

A ginger man from Egypt who had a knob instead of a penis and probably stank like a dead donkey

Kai Saunders showed up at my birthday party and I almost fainted from the smell

He tried to explain hieroglyphs but it was just a bunch of nonsense

My dog ran away when he saw Kai Saunders in the park

A man from Egypt who was a ginger, had a knob for a penis, and probably threw up on the pharaohs

Kai Saunders came to my school and made the principal cry

He tried to teach us math and it was just him yelling at the numbers

He sat next to me on the bus and the whole bus smelled like a sewer