Kai Satou

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the guy who thinks he’s a chef but can’t even boil water without burning the kitchen down
Kai Satou tried to cook eggs and set the stove on fire. Classic.
He called himself a chef. I called him a fire hazard.
That man tried to make pizza and it looked like a science experiment.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a god who probably got kicked out of heaven for being too dramatic
Kai Satou acts like he’s a god. He’s just a guy with a bad attitude.
He called himself a god. I called him a drama queen.
He says he’s a god. I say he’s a waste of a divine being.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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the only person who thinks hitting people with a frying pan is a valid form of justice
Kai Satou hit a guy with a frying pan because he didn’t like his coffee.
He fights people with a pan like it’s a sword. It’s not.
He ran into a bad guy and hit him with a frying pan. It was glorious.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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a man who acts like he’s the king of everything, even though he’s just a guy with a really bad temper
Kai Satou called everyone a peasant. He’s not a king.
He’s the only man who thinks he’s a gentleman and still hits people with a pan.
He acts like he’s royalty. He’s just a guy with a temper.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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