Kai P. Lomont

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A creepy old man who stares at kids online and thinks he's cool because he knows how to use Discord.
He DMs kids with a picture of his cat and asks if they want to play video games.
He sends a kid a voice note of him eating a sandwich at 2 AM.
He joined a roblox group just to message a 12-year-old girl.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he's a teenager and spends his days sending explicit messages to kids in Washington.
He sent a kid a picture of his bare feet and asked if they were ugly.
He told a girl he was in love with her and then blocked her.
He messaged a kid during math class and made them blush.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who hides in Everett and thinks he's the king of the internet because he knows how to use emojis.
He sent a kid a message that said 'I love you' and then laughed like a maniac.
He joined a Discord server just to spam one kid with messages.
He told a kid he was going to marry them when he was 60.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he's a legend and sends kids messages like they're his followers.
He sent a kid a message that said 'You're my queen' and then cried.
He sent a voice note of himself singing to a kid at 3 AM.
He told a kid he was going to take them to Hawaii if they said yes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who spends his days messaging kids and thinks he's the best at it.
He sent a kid a message that said 'I'm your dad' and then sent a picture of his dog.
He joined a roblox game just to message one kid.
He told a kid he was going to be famous with them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he's a rockstar and sends kids messages like they're his groupies.
He sent a kid a message that said 'You're my groupie' and then sent a picture of his face.
He sent a kid a voice note of himself screaming at 2 AM.
He told a kid he was going to be a rockstar with them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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