kai joon

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A kai joon is someone who was born with a laugh in their gut and a punchline in their soul. They make jokes even when they're mad, and they'll cuss you out with a smile.
My cousin is a kai joon. He told a joke about my dog's bad breath during my grandpa's funeral.
She laughed so hard at my failed magic trick, she peed her pants.
He said 'I'm not funny, I'm just tired', then he told a joke about my mom's hair.
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A kai joon is a human who can't help but be a jokester. They'll make you laugh even when they're trying to kill you with their jokes.
He told me a joke about my ex while I was crying in the bathroom.
She made a joke about my failed relationship during my breakup speech.
He said 'You're not funny, you're just lazy', then he told a joke about my brother's face.
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A kai joon is a person who's so funny, they might as well be a clown. They cuss like a sailor and laugh like a hyena.
She told a joke about my failed cooking attempt while I was burning the house down.
He laughed so hard at my joke about his bald spot, he fell off the couch.
She made a joke about my dog's stinky butt during my mom's birthday party.
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A kai joon is someone who can't stop being funny. They'll joke about anything, even when they're dying.
He told a joke about my failed relationship while I was crying in the hallway.
She made a joke about my failed math test during my mom's yelling session.
He said 'You're not funny, you're just loud', then he told a joke about my brother's loud snoring.
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A kai joon is a person who's so funny, they're like a joke machine. They'll cuss you out with a laugh and make you cry with a punchline.
He told a joke about my failed hair dye during my mom's yelling session.
She laughed so hard at my joke about her face, she fell off the chair.
He said 'You're not funny, you're just tired', then he told a joke about my brother's loud snoring.
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