Kai Havertz

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A smooth-talking German who plays for Chelsea. He kicked a goal in the UCL final and then took a penalty so hard it made the crowd go nuts.

Kai Havertz is the reason I still have faith in mankind.

He scored the only goal and then made me cry during the penalty shootout.

I would marry Kai Havertz if he promised to never miss a penalty again.

A German guy who plays for Chelsea. He scored the only goal in the UCL final and then kicked a penalty so good it made the whole world shut up.

Kai Havertz is the only person who can make me cheer for a team I hate.

He kicked a goal and then took a penalty like it was a personal attack.

I want to be Kai Havertz when I grow up, so I can make people cry with penalties.

A German footballer who plays for Chelsea. He scored a goal in the UCL final and then took a penalty that made the crowd go wild.

Kai Havertz is the only person I respect who wears a suit and plays football.

He scored a goal and then made me feel like I was in a football movie.

If I had a penalty like Kai Havertz, I’d never lose a game again.