Kai Harris

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A guy so good he makes your heart do backflips. He’s like a soft cuddle pillow with a side of stupid jokes and the best kisses that feel like magic. He’s a dork but you love him anyway.
He kissed me and I felt like I was in a rom-com. But then he said, 'I think I just ate a burrito.'
He hugged me so hard I thought I was gonna turn into a human pretzel.
He’s like a puppy who also knows how to make breakfast.
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A red-haired motherfucker who thinks he’s a cow and also a beast. He’s got no soul and he likes to fuck cows for some reason. Probably because he’s confused.
He told me he’s a cow. I told him I’m a cow too. Now we’re both cows who also like to fight.
He said he’s a cow and then tried to moo at me. It was terrifying.
He asked me if I wanted to fuck a cow. I said no. He said I was a cow too.
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