kai delvalle

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A guy who looks like he could take a punch and still laugh in your face about it

Packrat: Kai Delvalle is the only guy who can make a bar fight look like a dance-off.

DM from packrat: He’s cool, but I’d still beat him up if he said one more thing about my haircut.

Packrat texts me: Kai Delvalle is like a pizza that’s still good even after it’s been dropped on the floor.

A guy who’s so chill, he could be sitting in a jail cell and still be the life of the party

Packrat: Kai Delvalle is the reason I’m still friends with the guy who stole my lunch money.

Text from packrat: He’s chill enough to make me want to drop out of school just to hang out with him.

Packrat says: Kai Delvalle is the only guy who could make a jail cell feel like a summer camp.

A guy who’s so cool, he could be the last person on Earth and still be the best friend you ever had

Packrat: Kai Delvalle is the only guy who could make me want to be the last person on Earth just to be his best friend.

Text from packrat: He’s so cool, even the moon stops to listen to him talk.

Packrat: If Kai Delvalle was the last person on Earth, I’d still be texting him every day like nothing happened.