Kai Chen

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A hot guy who thinks he's going to be rich and famous. He's your boyfriend and your best friend. He's gonna make it big, but he's still a dumbass.
He said he'll be a billionaire by 25. I said, 'You're gonna be lucky if you're not broke by 26.'
He told me he's gonna be famous. I told him he's gonna be famous for being an idiot.
He said he'll never leave me. I said, 'You'll leave me for a richer idiot.'
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A guy who looks good and thinks he's gonna rule the world. He's your boyfriend and your best friend. He's gonna make it, but he's still a total loser.
He said he'll be the best. I said, 'You're the worst, and you know it.'
He promised me the moon. I said, 'You can't even pay rent.'
He said he'll never fail. I said, 'You failed at being cool.'
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A guy who’s good-looking and thinks he’s going to be rich. He’s your boyfriend and your best friend. He’ll get there, but he’s still a clumsy idiot.
He said he’ll be rich. I said, 'You’ll be rich in embarrassment.'
He told me he’ll be the best. I said, 'You’ll be the worst, and you know it.'
He promised he’d never trip. I said, 'You tripped in front of your mom.'
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