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A hot guy who thinks he's going to be rich and famous. He's your boyfriend and your best friend. He's gonna make it big, but he's still a dumbass.
He said he'll be a billionaire by 25. I said, 'You're gonna be lucky if you're not broke by 26.'
He told me he's gonna be famous. I told him he's gonna be famous for being an idiot.
He said he'll never leave me. I said, 'You'll leave me for a richer idiot.'