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The woman who married you just to steal your money and take over your life
'I married you for your bank account, not your face.'
'You're just my piggy bank now.'
'If you don't start earning more, I'm going to take your last dime.'
Kai Brodie
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The boss of your life who also takes your lunch money
'You're just my employee now, and I deduct lunch every Friday.'
'You're like a broke kid who still thinks I'm the parent.'
'You don't even have a job anymore. You're my sidekick.'
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The person who took your name and now uses it to annoy you every day
'You're stuck with my name now, and I'm not letting you forget it.'
'Every time you see my name, you're reminded of me.'
'I renamed your life, and I'm not sorry.'