Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A human legend who would die for his love but also makes her life a living hell with his dumb jokes and random quotes that sound like they came from a madman.

I would marry you even if you were a giant rat.

You're so beautiful, I'm gonna cry.

If you left me, I'd eat my own feet.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A guy who's basically a superhero for his love, but also a pain in the ass who roasts her every single day with crazy quotes.

If you left me, I'd go live in a garbage can.

You're so hot, I'm gonna melt.

I'd die for you, but I'd also die if you left me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A man who would fight a dragon for his love, but also teases her nonstop and comes up with stupid quotes that make her want to scream.

I'd fight a dragon for you, but I'd also fight you for a sandwich.

You're so beautiful, I'm gonna pass out.

If you left me, I'd eat my own brain.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A guy who's like a god to his love, but also a total annoyance who roasts her with random quotes that are both dumb and amazing.

I'd be your knight, but I'd also roast you daily.

You're so hot, I'm gonna burn down the castle.

If you left me, I'd go live in a tree.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A man who would go to the ends of the earth for his love, but also makes her life a nightmare with his dumb jokes and insane quotes.

I'd go to the ends of the earth for you, but I'd also leave you for a sandwich.

You're so beautiful, I'm gonna cry.

If you left me, I'd eat my own tongue.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

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A guy who's basically perfect, but also the worst, because he teases her constantly and drops quotes that are both crazy and amazing.

I'm perfect, but I also tease you daily.

You're so hot, I'm gonna explode.

If you left me, I'd live in a dumpster.

by Slangipedia 10d ago