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A guy who’s so nice he’ll back his friends up like a tank in a war. People call him kahz for short because he’s too good for the regular guy.
When my buddy got into a fight, kahzukie showed up with a pizza and a punch to the gut.
I asked kahzukie for help, and he gave me his last dollar and a middle finger.
At the party, kahzukie was the only one who didn’t spill the punch.