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A faggy lesbo who wears glasses like they're a fashion statement. She vapes in the bathroom like it's her second home and only drinks beer because wine is for people who care. She kills cats for fun and has an onion fetish so strong it could make a vampire cry.
She texted me: 'I just snorted cocaine and killed my cat. My onion is watching.'
She DM'd me: 'Beer is the only thing that makes sense. Everything else is chaos.'
She posted on Twitter: 'I’m a part-time lumberjack. Also, I’ve fucked a horse. It was weird.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A glasses-wearing lesbo who vapes in the bathroom and drinks nothing but beer. She’s a part-time lumberjack who kills cats just for the heck of it. She loves the taste of ass and snorts cocaine like it's her morning coffee. She once had an onion obsession so bad it ruined her life.
She said: 'I killed my cat because it wouldn’t stop eating my onions.'
She posted: 'I snorted cocaine at 3 a. m. and now I’m crying. Also, I’ve fucked a horse. It was a disaster.'
She texted me: 'Beer is my religion. Ass is my hobby. Onions are my love language.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A glasses-wearing lesbo who vapes in the bathroom and drinks only beer. She’s a part-time lumberjack who loves killing cats and has an onion obsession. She snorts cocaine like it's going out of style and once had sex with a horse. She hates people and loves the taste of ass more than anything.
She said on Twitter: 'I killed my cat. It was a mercy. The onion was watching.'
She DM'd me: 'I’ve had sex with a horse. It was weird. The ass was good.'
She texted me: 'I snorted cocaine and now I’m crying. I hate people. I love beer.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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