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A tiny Asian gnome who claims she'll wait till marriage for sex, but is really a transexual hooker who works the night shift. She forgets her own lies, and sometimes wakes up with diseases she never signed up for.
'I'm gonna stay a virgin forever!' she said. Then she got a blowjob from a guy in a Burger King parking lot.
'STDs? What STDs? I'm just helping the poor souls of the night.'
She texted her mom: 'I think I have 7 different infections now. I'm gonna die.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Korean mini-gnome who acts like she's holy, but at night she's the biggest slut in the world. She doesn't even remember her own sins most days.
She posted on TikTok: 'I'm saving myself for my husband!' Then she got a DM from a guy named 'BigDad420.'
She told her best friend, 'I had sex with 12 guys last night. I don't even remember most of them.'
She texted her brother: 'I think I'm pregnant. Again.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A little Asian thing who pretends to be pure, but she's really a transexual prostitute who works late. She's got more STDs than a dog at a pet store.
She said, 'I'm not going to have sex till I'm married!' Then she got a blowjob from a guy who smelled like garlic and onions.
She posted: 'I woke up with 3 infections and 2 guys I don't know.'
She told her mom, 'I think I'm going to die from all these diseases.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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