KAHYA

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A woman who’s got a mind like a steel trap and a heart like a saint. She’s loyal to her family and friends, but don’t ever mess with her. She’s chill, but she’s got a mean streak that can scare the hell out of you.
My cousin’s got the patience of a saint, but if you try to steal her fries, she’ll beat you with a chicken leg.
She’s the kind of person who’ll bring you soup when you’re sick, but if you laugh at her jokes, she’ll make you eat the soup with a spoon made of spaghetti.
She’s the reason the whole neighborhood loves her. Even the mailman brings her extra cookies.
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She’s got a boyfriend now. And it’s not just any boyfriend, it’s the kind that makes you want to punch the sky.
She’s taken. And I’m not just saying that, I’m saying she’s got a boyfriend who makes her laugh so hard, she forgets to breathe.
If you try to flirt with her, I’ll come over and punch you in the face. That’s how much I love her.
She’s the best thing that ever happened to me. And if you mess with her, I’ll mess with you.
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