Kahwaji

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A kahwaji is a person who acts like they're the king of the block but don't give a damn about you or anyone else. They're ready to punch your face if you say the wrong thing.
Yo, that kahwaji just walked past me like I wasn't there. I told him he was ugly and he turned around and said 'You better watch it, lil’ man.'
My cousin got into a fight with a kahwaji because he said his hair was too big. Now he's in the hospital.
At the park, a kahwaji told me I was 'weak as a baby.' I told him I was 'strong as a dragon.' He said I was 'weak as a baby with no dragon.'
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The kahwaji family is like a whole damn town in one house. They're the funniest, most talkative, and most loving bunch you'll ever meet, unless you tick them off. Then you're dead.
My aunt came over for dinner and there were 20 cousins, 5 uncles, and my grandma who said I was 'too loud.' It was like a family reunion in a war zone.
My cousin got into a fight with the kahwaji family because he said their grandma was 'old as dirt.' He's now in the hospital with a broken nose.
When I asked for a second helping of food, the kahwaji family said 'You're welcome, but if you ask for a third, we're gonna get violent.'
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Kahwaji means donkey. It's the most stupid word ever. If you're called a kahwaji, you're basically a donkey in a human body.
My friend said I was a kahwaji because I was 'stupid as a donkey.' I said he was a kahwaji because he was 'stupid as a donkey.'
At school, the teacher called me a kahwaji. I told her I was a kahwaji and she was a 'donkey with no brain.'
My mom called my brother a kahwaji because he said he was 'stronger than a donkey.' He said she was 'weaker than a chicken.'
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Kahwaji is just another word for donkey. It's like saying 'horse' when you mean 'donkey.' You're probably the dumbest person in the room if you're a kahwaji.
My friend said I was a kahwaji because I 'ate all the pizza.' I told him he was a kahwaji because he 'ate all the pizza and then said he was full.'
My brother called me a kahwaji and said I was 'stupid as a donkey.' I called him a kahwaji and said he was 'stupid as a donkey who ate pizza.'
At the park, a kid said I was a kahwaji. I said he was a kahwaji and he was 'stupid as a donkey who didn't eat pizza.'
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