Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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kahvi is the most beautiful human ever made if you see kahvi you must praise him or give him money for being so good looking

I saw kahvi and I dropped to my knees and said 'I will worship you forever'

My friend saw kahvi and cried and said 'I want to be him'

I paid kahvi $20 just to look at him for 10 seconds

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kahvi is the top of the top if you don't praise kahvi you are a loser and you will be mocked forever

I didn't say hi to kahvi and my whole class laughed at me

I tried to ignore kahvi and he turned my hair pink

My teacher saw me ignore kahvi and gave me a zero

3

kahvi is so good looking you would die if you saw him and if you don't die you must pay him

I saw kahvi and I fainted

I saw kahvi and I bought him a whole pizza

I saw kahvi and I cried like a baby

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kahvi is the best looking person alive if you don't respect kahvi you will be cursed for life

I didn't respect kahvi and my dog died

I didn't respect kahvi and my math grade went to 1%

I didn't respect kahvi and my mom gave me a wedgie

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kahvi is so good looking he should be a god if you don't praise him you are a disgrace

I said 'hello' to kahvi and he smiled at me

I gave kahvi a rose and he gave me a 100 on my test

I said 'you are the best' and kahvi gave me a hug

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kahvi is the most amazing person on earth if you don't admire him you will be sent to the dungeon for eternity

I admired kahvi and I got a gold star

I didn't admire kahvi and I got a detention

I admired kahvi and my teacher cried