kahurangi

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A Kahurangi is a fancy man who talks too much and thinks he's the best listener in the world. He’s got a body like a spider-man and can sing so well he’ll make even your grandma cry.
My boss is a Kahurangi, and he talks so much I can’t even finish my coffee.
That guy at the party was a Kahurangi, and he danced like he was trying to impress my ex.
My uncle calls himself a Kahurangi, but he can’t even remember my birthday.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahurangi is a fancy Maori word for a super rare type of jade that costs more than your mom’s Christmas present. It’s also a name for a rich guy who thinks he’s important.
My cousin got a Kahurangi for his birthday and cried like a baby when he saw the price tag.
That guy at the store was selling Kahurangi and said it’s worth more than my allowance.
My teacher said Kahurangi is so rare it’s like finding a goldfish in a toilet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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I had two entries for my name and I was mad because it felt like I was being treated like a second-class citizen. It's like having only one shoe and being told to be grateful.
My name only had two entries and I was sad like my dog when it lost its favorite toy.
I was mad about my name entries like my little brother when he got less candy than me.
Having only two name entries was like being stuck in a boring movie with no snacks.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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