Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Kahuna was like a magical Hawaiian wizard who could predict the future and probably knew your mom’s name before you were born.

My Kahuna said I was gonna be a legend, and look at me now, still waiting.

That Kahuna told the king his kid was gonna be a total boss, and he was right.

My Kahuna said I’d be famous one day, and now I’m just famous on Instagram.

2

Makua Rothman is a surfer who rides waves so big they make your brain feel like it's gonna fall out.

Makua Rothman surfed a wave so big it looked like a god threw a tantrum.

Makua Rothman rides waves like they owe him money.

That wave looked like it was gonna eat him, but Makua Rothman just said, 'Bring it on, buddy.'

3

In Australia, a Kahuna is a funny way to say ‘dick’, and also the name of a cricket bat that probably hits harder than your dad.

My Aussie friend says his Kahuna is bigger than mine, and I believe him.

They use Kahuna as a bat name, and I guess it works.

That cricket bat is called a Kahuna, and it's like a weapon of mass destruction.

4

A Kahuna is a surfer with a body that makes you jealous and a smile that could melt ice cream.

That Kahuna surfer looks like he eats sunshine for breakfast.

I saw a Kahuna surfing, and I suddenly wanted to be him.

That Kahuna has abs so tight, they could probably hold a party.

5

A Kahuna is your big dick doing something embarrassing while your girlfriend is doing something even more embarrassing.

My Kahuna was going wild while my girlfriend was falling asleep on the couch.

That Kahuna was doing its thing while my girl was pretending she wasn't tired.

My Kahuna was on fire while my girl was on a coffee break.

6

A Kahuna is a big piece of whip that makes you feel like a king.

That Kahuna was so big, it looked like a king's crown.

I saw a Kahuna, and I thought, 'That's my future.'

That Kahuna was like a whip made of magic.

7

A Kahuna is a funny way to say ‘big tits’, and it might be the best thing you’ve ever heard.

That Kahuna is like a mountain you can touch.

My Kahuna is so big, it could probably hold a party.

That Kahuna is like a giant cupcake you can eat.