Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the tiny piece of skin that lives between a woman's mustache and her upper lip like it has a job

I swear that thing has a life of its own

Why does my girlfriend’s kahulagooch look like it's judging me

That little piece of skin is the reason I failed my math test

2

the tiny strip of flesh that sits between a woman's mustache and her lip like it's been there since the beginning of time

My ex's kahulagooch was the last thing I saw before I left

That little strip of flesh is why I can't focus in class

I bet that kahulagooch has a PhD

3

the little patch of skin that separates a woman’s mustache and her lip like it’s got a grudge against the rest of her face

That kahulagooch looks like it wants to take over my life

Why is my kahulagooch so loud during my Zoom calls

I think my kahulagooch is trying to be a influencer

4

the tiny bit of skin that lives between a woman's mustache and her lip like it's the boss of the whole face

My kahulagooch is the reason I can't sleep at night

That little bit of skin is so smug

I’ve been fighting my kahulagooch for years

5

the little strip of skin that sits between a woman's mustache and her lip like it's been there since the beginning of time and has no plans to leave

That kahulagooch is like my nemesis

Why is my kahulagooch always in the spotlight

I swear my kahulagooch has a second job

6

the tiny patch of skin that's stuck between a woman’s mustache and her lip like it's been waiting for this moment all its life

I think my kahulagooch is trying to take over my life

That little patch of skin is so dramatic

My kahulagooch is the reason I can't concentrate