Kahron Smothers

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A softie with a heart the size of a truck who won't quit loving you even if you swear at him and throw pizza at his head.

He still texts me every day even though I called him a f***ing idiot and threw a slice of pepperoni pizza at his face.

He showed up at my house with a cake and a list of my bad habits just to tell me he still loves me.

He sent me a DM that said 'You're my favorite disaster.' I replied with 'You're my favorite annoyance.'

A human who acts like a god but still takes your calls when you're having a bad day and eats your leftover pizza.

He called me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I was still mad at him and ate the whole pie I left out.

He showed up at my work with a sandwich and said, 'You're my favorite person even when you're a mess.'

He messaged me during a math test and said, 'You're my favorite disaster.'

A weirdo who acts like he's super smart but still loves you even when you throw your socks at his head and call him a f***ing idiot.

He came to my house with a list of my stupid mistakes and still said he loves me.

He sent me a text that said 'You're the worst, but I still love you.' I replied with 'You're the weirdest.'

He showed up at my party with a cake and a bag of chips just to tell me he still loves me.

A guy who acts like he's the most complicated person in the world but still calls you every day and eats your pizza like it's his job.

He called me at 1 a. m. just to say he still loves me even though I called him a f***ing idiot.

He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You're my favorite disaster.'

He sent me a message that said, 'You're the best even when you're a mess.' I said, 'You're the weirdest.'

A guy who acts like he's super mysterious but still shows up at your house with pizza and a list of your bad habits.

He showed up at my house with a cake and a list of my bad habits and said, 'You're my favorite disaster.'

He called me at 2 a. m. and said, 'You're my favorite person even when you're a mess.'

He sent me a message that said, 'You're the worst, but I still love you.' I said, 'You're the weirdest.'

A weird person who acts like he's the smartest guy in the world but still calls you every day and eats your pizza like it's a religion.

He called me at 1 a. m. just to say he still loves me even though I called him a f***ing idiot.

He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You're my favorite disaster.'

He sent me a message that said, 'You're the best even when you're a mess.' I said, 'You're the weirdest.'