kahron

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A guy who loves people so much he’ll tolerate your dumbass forever, even when you’re being a complete idiot.
I’ve been talking nonsense for three hours and he still listens. I’m married to a moron.
He stayed with me even after I told him I was gonna die from my bad decisions.
He’s the only one who didn’t laugh when I cried about my dead goldfish.
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A guy who’s too cool for your nonsense and only hangs out with people who don’t bother him.
He wouldn’t even look at me when I ate pizza for breakfast. That’s how cool he is.
He’s got a group chat with five people who are all way better than me.
He’s the only one who didn’t roll his eyes when I tried to explain my life.
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A mystery man who’s sweet, smart, and confusing as hell. He won’t leave your life unless you do something stupid.
He’s like a puzzle I can’t solve, and I’ve been trying for years.
He stayed with me even after I told him I was gonna fail my math test.
He’s so smart he can read my mind and still doesn’t get me.
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