Kahree

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Kahree is the sweetest, most loyal nigger you’ll ever meet. But don’t you dare mess with him, he’ll flip his lid and make you wish you were dead.

Kahree gave me a sandwich when I was sad. Then he kicked my door down when I laughed at him.

He cried when my dog died. Then he threatened to kill me when I said his dog was better.

He let me borrow his pants. Then he said he’d rip my head off if I didn’t pay him back.

Kahree is a softie who will do anything for you. But if you cross him, he’ll take your whole life apart with a smile.

He helped me pass my math test. Then he said he’d fail me if I didn’t help him pass his English test.

He let me eat his pizza. Then he said he’d eat my face if I didn’t give him back his toppings.

He cried when I broke his phone. Then he cried harder when I said I’d break his face next.

Kahree is like your favorite snack. He’s good. But if you annoy him, he’ll throw you out and say you’re not worth the calories.

He let me copy his homework. Then he said I was a cheater and I wasn’t worth the effort.

He let me borrow his shoes. Then he said he’d cut my toes off if I didn’t return them.

He let me take his last fries. Then he said I was a disgrace and I should leave his table.