kahq

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1
a stinky, messy, low-life person who makes others want to throw up
You’re a kahq, I’ve seen worse in a sewer.
Don’t talk to him, he’s a kahq in disguise.
She called me a kahq after I spilled coffee on her shirt.
2
a person so bad they make the rest of the world look good by comparison
He’s a kahq, and I’ve seen raccoons with better fashion sense.
That kid is a kahq, he failed math and life.
You’re a kahq, and I’ve seen a dog do better.
3
a human-shaped excuse for a disaster who smells like old pizza and regret
You’re a kahq, I’ve seen a ghost with better hygiene.
That guy is a kahq, he ate the last slice and didn’t even thank it.
She called me a kahq because I forgot her birthday.
4
a person so bad they make the word ‘bad’ look like a compliment
He’s a kahq, and I’ve seen a trash can with better taste.
Don’t let him near the food, he’s a kahq.
You’re a kahq, and I’ve seen a rat with better luck.
5
a person who is so low they live under the floor and eat dust for breakfast
That’s a kahq, I’ve seen a beggar with better pride.
He’s a kahq, and I’ve seen a dog with better manners.
You’re a kahq, I’ve seen a ghost with better fashion.
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