Kahou

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A blue Neko who kicks ass so hard she makes your mom cry. She’s been alive since dinosaurs had bad posture and slaps DDR like it owes her money.
She ran a DDR marathon in her pajamas and won.
Her Oni mode is so intense, it gave the gym a complex.
She triple-A’d the game while doing a headstand and cursing your existence.
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A ninja who sneaks up on you like your ex on a Tuesday and kicks your ass with a cherry on top.
He snuck into my house and stole my pizza. I didn’t even notice.
He was hiding in the closet, and I thought it was just a bad decision.
He came out of nowhere and said, 'You’re fired.'
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A killer who doesn’t just stab you, she roasts you with a sword and leaves a five-star review on your corpse.
She killed my dog with a single swipe and left a thank-you note.
She assassinated my teacher during lunch and took his sandwich.
She came to my house and said, 'You’re not the boss of me.'
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