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A piece of your personality that you throw at someone like a half-eaten pizza.

You told your mom you were going to be a superhero, but now you're just a guy who wears pajamas to work.

Your crush said you were cool, but now you're just a guy who says 'cool' a lot.

You told your teacher you were going to be the best in the class, but now you're just the guy who forgets to do homework.

A chunk of your soul that you show off like you're trying to win a popularity contest.

You posted a selfie with your dog and 12 filters, but no one cares.

You told your friend you were going to be a rockstar, but now you're just a guy who sings in the shower.

You said you were going to be a legend, but now you're just the guy who forgets his own name.

A little piece of you that you drop like a hot potato when you're being asked questions.

You said you were going to be a scientist, but now you're just the guy who says 'I don't know' a lot.

You told your dad you were going to be a millionaire, but now you're just the guy who spends all his money on snacks.

You said you were going to be the best in the world, but now you're just the guy who loses at everything.