Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A teacher’s ass that’s too loose to hold a grade.

My kahootse failed algebra because he was too busy eating donuts.

The kahootse let the whole class pass just to get a pizza.

That kahootse gave me a D because he couldn’t remember my name.

2

A teacher so lazy they let the class decide the test.

My kahootse let us take the test on the floor.

The kahootse didn’t even show up to class today.

That kahootse just said, 'You all know the answers, right?'

3

A teacher who smells like old pizza and regret.

My kahootse reeks of last night’s pizza disaster.

The kahootse walked in and I knew I’d be late for lunch.

That kahootse smells like a dead sock and regret.

4

A teacher who yells at the clock instead of us.

My kahootse yelled at the clock for making him late.

The kahootse blamed the clock for not finishing the test.

That kahootse screamed at the clock like it owed him money.

5

A teacher who’s too tired to remember what day it is.

My kahootse forgot it was Friday and made us do homework.

The kahootse thought it was Monday and yelled at the weekend.

That kahootse didn’t know what day it was and started crying.