Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for a pile of money that smells like old socks and regret.

I made a kahonie from robbing the bank and then I ate it for breakfast.

My uncle’s kahonie is so big, it’s got its own zip code.

She dropped her kahonie on the floor and it cried.

2

A pile of cash so big it could beat up your mom and your math teacher at the same time.

That kahonie is so huge, it's got a driver's license.

He had a kahonie so big, it started a war.

My kahonie is so big, it's got a pet llama.

3

A bunch of money that’s so loud, it could wake up the dead and make them yell.

I had a kahonie so loud, it scared my goldfish.

That kahonie was so loud, it broke the silence of the universe.

She dropped her kahonie on the floor and the floor screamed.

4

A pile of money so dirty, it could be used as a mop for a bathroom in a prison.

That kahonie is so dirty, it smells like a dead raccoon in a sock.

I used my kahonie to mop the floor and now I have a rash.

His kahonie is so dirty, it could be used as a punishment in a school.

5

A big wad of money that’s so greedy, it wants to eat your face.

That kahonie is so greedy, it stole my sandwich.

My kahonie is so greedy, it asked me for a raise.

He had a kahonie so greedy, it wanted to be king.

6

A pile of money so smug, it thinks it’s the boss of everything.

That kahonie is so smug, it took the lunch break from my boss.

My kahonie is so smug, it’s got a trophy.

He had a kahonie so smug, it started a yoga class.