Kahoka

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A tiny town in Missouri where the cops are mean, the judge is a pervert, and the chief of police has a weird habit of messing with dogs. It’s like the end of the world, but worse.
My cousin lives in Kahoka and says the cops follow him everywhere.
The judge there got caught doing something illegal with a waitress.
The chief of police tried to rape my dog and failed.
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A place so boring you’d rather be in jail. No fun, no Wal-Mart, and the cops hate kids. It’s like being stuck in a bad dream.
I had to drive 30 minutes to get to Wal-Mart and it was worth it.
The cops in Kahoka gave me a ticket for no reason.
There’s nothing to do there except stare at the sky.
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