Kaho'iwai

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Kaho'iwai has eyes so good they should be illegal. She’s got a smile that could make a saint cheat, and her body is so nice, it’s like God took a lunch break just for her. She’s got the whole world begging for her attention, but she doesn’t need any of it.

I saw Kaho'iwai in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.

My friend tried to ask her out, and she laughed so hard he looked like a crying baby.

She walked into the room, and suddenly everyone forgot how to breathe.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaho'iwai is the kind of girl who makes you feel like a used napkin. She’s got the body of a goddess, the eyes of a dragon, and the confidence of a man who just won the lottery. She doesn’t need anyone, she’s already got everything.

I texted her and my phone died from the shock.

She walked by me, and I tripped over my own feet.

She said hi, and I suddenly felt like a total loser.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kaho'iwai is like a unicorn in a world of donkeys. She’s got a body that makes you want to cry, eyes that make you want to quit, and a personality so strong, it could knock you out. She doesn’t need anyone, she’s already the main event.

I saw her in the cafeteria and my heart went boom.

My friend tried to flirt with her and got rejected so hard he got a bruise.

She looked at me, and I suddenly forgot how to talk.

by Slangipedia 10d ago